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Nine Out of Ten Banana Analysts Agree

Musa ‘Ice Cream’ and Musa ‘Brazilian’ are the top two best-tasting banana plants on the banana analysts’ top five best-tasting banana plants list.

Speaking of ‘naners, I am so finsta hop the recent ravenolocavoracious mania and lassoo it to the ever-so-avante carbon-zero steamy hot wet planetism to make the first ever carbon-neutral neighborhhood greenhouse grocer growing a grossly abundant variety of effing awesome coffees, bananas, vanillas, mangoes, et al steamy hot wet tropical jungular fruit and flowers straight outta USDA hardiness zone 5 (crazy motherbleeper named Steve-cube).

Bananas, my friends, are the next heirloom mania.