confessions - steve warrington

how to dry a dead snake

Written by steve warrington on September 3, 2010. Posted in cabinet of curiosities, confessions, oh life, pretty!. 4 Comments on how to dry a dead snake

I found a little serpent in the driveway of the farm last time we went out to walk the paths. The Catholic lawyers ran him over, and he was good and dead by the time I discovered his carcass lying still in the dirt.

No more than nine inches total, just a baby probably, a life cut short by an early-model Florida-plated Chrysler 300. Florida. Chrysler. Catholics. It does not get any worse than that.

But he was so near-intact that I thought maybe I could preserve him and put him on a shelf for looking and wonder and study. I brought him home and put him in a tupperware to bake him dry out in the sun.

Callous as hell, it probably seems, but really, I’m mostly sure he won’t really mind. And too, my goal is reverence, not profanity. Being as spirit-forward as he is, he can probably read my meaning better than most of you meatsacks.

dead snake preservation technique — There's a chance I may still get into heaven yet.

Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Every Dead Thing

Written by steve warrington on November 18, 2009. Posted in cabinet of curiosities, confessions, navel gazing. No Comments on Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Every Dead Thing

the third-world skull I want for my cabinet of curiosities

human-skull-bone-room

stephen warrington model

Written by steve warrington on October 31, 2009. Posted in confessions, money, not worth publishing. No Comments on stephen warrington model

Many of you do not know that I double (treble even) as a model. that’s right I don’t rock this six-pack just for my health, friends. I put this bad boy to work!

If you’d like to see many poses of me in my superman briefs and other sexy accoutrement, you need only visit this feature on me over at Favorite Hunks. What. Do I look like I’m joking?